You had never understood the appeal of gameshows. Sure, it was good entertainment and your girlfriend seemed quite enamoured with them, but to you it was mostly trashy crap put on to entertain the truly simple and bored individuals of society. Of course this all changed when you heard of Swollen Swallow. Reading the description over a few more times in the TV guide that had come through the mail (unsolicited but for once in the magazine’s print run, not unwanted) and squeezed your beloved’s hand as the two of you sat down to watch the show’s fifth screening.
 
Immediately the brightly coloured sway of colours and whale noises that were the opening title sequence gave way to moody blue lighting above a narrow platform encircled by deep sapphire waters. Standing there by a podium, Dua Lipa stood with a hand full of cue cards, wearing a tight silver dress below her gorgeous red hair. Her lithe feature had been boosted by her recent twin pregnancy and though her boobs had only gained a cup size of lactation-prepping-pudge, but her ass had become quite boosted, each cheek bulging out into thick perky cheeks of slightly tanned skin. But of course the piece de resistance was her big swollen gut that shifted even now as she stood there with that warm trademark smile.
 
“Hello everyone! Welcome back to Swollen Swallow! I am your host, Dua Lipa, and today we are live on the air for this very special episode! I have with me, three beautiful contestants. Let’s give it up for Ashley, Ellie, and Laura!” The redheaded preggo gestured over to three gorgeous woman, all heavily pregnant and all very scantily clad.
 
Ashley was a lovely blonde with gorgeous tanned skin and a beaming grin, two massive D cup tits jiggling atop her frame. Ellie was a cute brunette with dimpled cheeks and a long sensual ponytail which stopped a few inches short of that nice fat ass. Laura, a radiant blue-haired alt woman with freckles kissed across her skin and the biggest gut of all three that jiggled around even as she stood there still.
 
They waved and Dua laughed, face-palming as if she had forgotten something. “Oh my, our contestants surely deserve the spotlight. But there is someone I’m forgetting!” A loud SPLASHHH! from behind the pop singer covered her back with water and the camera panned to the strange but awe-inspiring sight of a fully grown orca. Ten metres of black and white blubber swam with big strong fins and a massive tail, sharp teeth surrounded a big hungry mouth. “Everyone, give a big FLIPPER to our dear resident ‘judge’ Bingo!” The whale seemed to understand this, doing a happy tip to the side and resembling a smile in his maw.
 
The crowds loved this and Dua could only laugh at this. “Alright, I think Bingo gets the idea! And besides, your applause is one thing but getting him fed is quite another!” The contestants smiled meekly at this. “Remember folks, our lovely contestants here will be given a series of challenges to do to progress each round, earning points against each other. Each point will earn them an extra five hundred dollars but the person at the end of the round with the least amount of points, well…” She smiled to herself. “I think you already know, they’ll be another-” The audience joined in with the chant.
 
“SWOLLEN SWALLOW!”
 
You felt your heart beat in your chest. Was this really happening? Were they going to do what your heart had been hoping for so many times? Looking to your girlfriend with a warm smile, you turned back to see the three pregnant women straddling big hula hoops, Dua standing to the side and gesturing to the three contestants.
 
“First up, hula hooping! Every full rotation earns you a point and those five hundred dollars! Everytime you drop the hoop, that’s minus two points!” Dua called out. The beads of sweat along the preggo’s brows was enough to glisten along their otherwise dry skin, Bingo encircling the platform as it was clear there was nothing beneath the stage besides the four steel posts holding up this plateau. A glass bottom to the middle of the stage allowed the terrified contestants to see the hungry sea mammal swim beneath, gazing up at his future food.
 
“And, BEGIN!” She called out. Immediately Laura, Ashley and Ellie began to spin their hips around, making their plastic hoops shimmy around their spacious hips. Ashley had a tight blue bikini on, just about able to keep up though it was clearly a challenge for her. Ellie was struggling in her green two piece- the hoop falling down every time she got a good spin and a loud BEEP would sound out, Dua’s lips pursed tightly as she sighed. Laura on the other hand was an utter whiz at this- two points, four points, five, seven! By the time the minute buzzer sounded out, it was clear who was winning and that Ellie was losing. Dua came over to the now crying woman and sighed, putting her hand on the short woman’s shoulder.
 
“Ohhh I’m sorry Ellie, it seems your hips just aren’t up to the task I’m afraid.” Dua pouted, stroking over the crying woman’s shoulders.
 
“Please can I just have another-” But the British beauty was already moving poor Ellie over to a slightly tinted floor panel in the left corner of the platform. Below Bingo waited patiently while the audience continued to chant.
 
“SWOLLEN SWALLOW! SWOLLEN SWALLOW! SWOLLEN SWALLOW!” Ellie trembled as she moved over.
 
“I just needed a bit of extra money for the twins…” Her perfectly stretched taut belly sported a few hairs which the camera zoomed in on, that perfect stretch down the apex of the belly. “I really don’t want to be here any more…” But it was too late as Dua stood next to an ominous lever in the single standing wall lining the back of that platform.
 
“Well Ellie, it’s been a blast! But Bingo’s got to eat!” With a noisy KER-CHUNK, the platform slid open and down fell the plump brunette. Luckily she didn’t have to fall far as Bingo leapt up perfectly vertically to meet her. His massive jaws allowed him to pull her all in one continuous swallow: GHUURLLPPPP! Those sharp teeth didn’t leave a nick but his tongue searched over her body for that flavour.
 
“Woah boy!” Dua laughed as those jaws rose up, just about fitting in the floor opening before the whale launched back down. Poor Ellie didn’t even have time to scream before the cetacean descended down back into the water. A noticeable bulge could be seen along his belly as he swam around happily. “So whaddaya think Bingo, was she a lovely filling appetiser?” The giant whale swum up alongside, his head rising up above the water to show off- even spinning to the side to show off that squirming bulge in his gut before he let out a raucous *BWWUUHHHUUUUUUARRPPPPP!* that sent out Ellie’s bra and panties in a spray of drool.
 
The audience merely laughed at this, you and your girlfriend doing the same. “Seems Ellie got the chef’s kiss of approval! Alright, now our second challenge, a fitting tribute to the hungry whale- Chubby Bunny!” It was a childish game and yet it was all very well designed. Before both surviving contestants was a thick bowl of spongy giant marshmallows. The sight of which seemed to make the previous round winner Laura shiver a bit.
 
“Oh I d-didn’t know if there was anything with food in this one…” She groaned, her massive belly already stuffed to the brim with a nice food baby that jiggled as she stood there idly, tiger stretch marks appearing over the sides of her gut. There was a slight sag below the perfect roundness of the amniotic bloat, a detail Bingo seemed to notice as he spun around beneath the two survivors. Ashley looked a little more pleased.
 
“Mhmm, got this in the bag. I always crave marshmallows at the moment!” Dua laughed and gestured to Bingo.
 
“And our judge is always craving preggos!” The Albanian laughed and began to read out the rules: “Alrighty then, so the rules are simple. Each three marshmallows inside of your mouth will earn you a point and one of those lovely five hundred dollar bonuses! Every time you are unable to say the word Chubby Bunny will dock you three points. And of course if you have to tap out, well then that stops the game and we count up the points!”
 
Both contestants look as if someone strode across their graves. Just as the contest was laid out, the risque display began. Both women began to stuff as many pillowy white lumps of sugar between their jaws as they could, smiling around the delicious mounds until their cheeks were puffed out with the shapes and shifts of twelve to ten marshmallows each, respectively.
 
“Chubby Bunny…” They both groaned. As Ashley had mentioned, she was out eating the other woman quite nicely, having a good amount in her mouth already with just the faintest trickle of drool dripping over the hard glass they were all stood on.
 
“Oooh it’s going to be close, folks!” Dua commented. “Both women are in it to win it and can both fill their mouths with lots of delicious marshmallows! And ooh, here we go..”
 
“Chubby Bunny!” The two looked to each other, as if trying to psych the other out. It didn’t quite work, the blue-haired bombshell struggling to keep up the pace.
 
“Phftt…” She spat out a few chunks of creamy white which made her feel relieved but also ashsmaed that she lost all those points. It didn’t matter anyway-
 
“Chubby Bunny!” Now Ashley was the only one to say it. Which meant it was-
 
“Time to go to the scores!” Dua cheered on the clapping crowd even as Laura continued to stuff the sweet treats between her chewing jaws. “You might as well stop, my dear- you’re already on the way to being Bingo’s next bulge.” A loud BLORSHHH rumbled through the waters below, causing the platform beneath the women to tremble with the vibrations deep within that bulging gut.
 
“I can do it again, properly, I swear!” But Dua simply rolled her eyes and gave the preggo’s gut a slap.
 
“Sorry love, you know the rules- you play the game and therefore you afford to suffer the consequences. Besides…” She chuckled. “I don’t think Bingo can wait any longer…” With a press of her button, the hold beneath Laura popped open and down she went right into the whale’s awaiting mouth.
 
“NOOOOOOO!” *GLRKKKK!* The loud swallows sounded out as a symphony of satisfied slurps. Bingo was even more ravenous this time, turning what was once a cute massive belly preggo into little more than another tight bulge deep in the dark blubber of the gut. *RuuuuARRGHHHHH…* The belly began to work the two women within to a nice pulsating mass, a fair bit of seawater swallowed down with them to make it even less distinct.
 
*HHUUUWUWOOoooOOORRPPPPPPPPPPP!* Bingo rose up to the surface once more, showing off his gut beneath the glass floor. The smell of burbling preggo filled the air now, rising above that fresh saltwater smell. This time tufts of blue hair hit the top of the water, a grim reminder of the fate that awaited both preggos deep inside the orca’s stomach.
 
“Ahh and if that isn’t the sound of satisfaction, I don’t know what is!” The crowd giggled and the surviving Ashley joined in the laughter.
 
“D-Does that mean I won?” She asked Dua who simply waggled her finger in the last contestant’s face.
 
“Not quite! There is one last round- our quick quiz!” The audience cheered at this and it was clear Ashley had forgotten that this part of the show was involved. Adrenaline pumped through her pregnant shape, swollen ankles shifting, milk lactating through her impressive tits. “So, Ashley, are you read-”
 
“I don’t want to do this anymore! Just give me my money and let me go!” She rushed forth, tackling Dua to the ground as she reached for the many buttons and levers of the presenter’s podium.
 
“No, wait, you have to answer the questions or guhh- you’ll be chow as well.” She tried to explain, Dua’s face aflush with uncharacteristic anger as she felt her body compressed beneath the thicker frame of the last contestant.
 
“I won! I won! I WON!” She cried out, finally reaching for a big green button. The camera panned above, showing Bingo encircling this platform once more.
 
“Don’t press THAT ONE!” Dua tried to scream out but it was too late. As Ashley’s finger made contact with the green plastic, it bent inwards and let out a sharp BEEP! The three seconds that followed were the tensest on television. Neither of them moved, instead transfixed on Bingo coming right up beneath them-
 
As the platform’s bottom opened beneath the podium! The Podium Repair Button allowed for the bottom of the presenter’s stand to fall away and allow repairs to the machines beneath but as Ashley pushed it, it instead provided a delicious two-course dessert for the hungry whale!
 
“Woah…” You managed to finally speak as the sight of both Ashley and Dua Lipa becoming delicious preggo meals for the hungry whale filled your screen. *GLRKKKK! GRURLLPP! SLURRMMPPP! BHUUUUUARROOORPPP!* Dua fought hard, managing to rise above the waters to grasp onto the platform, Ashley already a distinctly round bulge compared to the less defined bulges of her ‘peers’.
 
“Help me, NOW!” She screamed but those cute British lips soon peeled open wider in a shriek as the hungry whale devoured her too. *SLLLRKRKKK! ULLLPP! GUULOPPPP!* Bingo smiled up to the cameras, lazily flopping onto the platform to show off his gurgling haul. With a wry grin, he let out a heavy *HUUUUAURGRHHHRRRUURSSHHHHH!* The heavy belch jetissoned out the shape of Dua’s sparkling dress, landing with a wet splat at her podium.
 
The TV soon cut due to ‘Technical Difficulties’ but you knew what was happening. Kissing your girlfriend passionately, your loins inflamed with lust, it would be even hotter when the photos came out on the front page of every website and social media.
 
Four large brown turds bobbed along the surface of a familiar pool. Bones sat amidst tufts of air, the water filled with a sloppy bubbling brown crap. There were hints of the preggos that once were; Blonde hair, broken teeth around blue tufts of follicles, large hip bones, and of course long shreds of Dua’s red hair. You would save these photos and roleplay out these pictures with your GF for months to come- sometimes playing the hungry orca, other times playing the gorgeous preggos. Such a senseless waste of life but it certainly was entertaining!